It's so cold that in Georgia, Honey Boo Boo actually wore shoes. It was so cold, the 49ers coach got a concussion when he was hit with a block of Gatorade. everyone is trying to be funny about how cold it is. It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets. It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress. It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women. It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge! It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff. We get an awful lot of cold waves from Canada. You need jumper cables to get the driver going Back in June of last year when we hit near the century mark we did the list of “ It’s So Hot Jokes.” Now to combat the comedians here’s our list of the best “ How Cold Is It Outside Jokes” It seems like when the weather hits extreme hi’s or lows, the jokesters come out. Q: Why did the blonde serve her cheating husband frozen leftovers?Ī: She heard that "Revenge is a dish best served cold". Q: Did you hear about the boy who turned up to school with only 1 glove?Ī: He said the weather man said it's going to be cold but on the other hand it might be warm
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